Through all the nonsense, fuck-ups, and hardtimes there’s one woman who will always be there for you—>loveyourmom
Why the fuck do stuck up chicks who think they’re all that and dont associate with anyone all of a sudden become my groupies when i DJ at receptions—>DumbBitches
Funny shit when guys run around sayin “FUCK BITCHES, GET MONEY” but they dont get money…or bitches —>fail
Show me someone original and I’ll show you who the fuck they copied. —>Be yourself
I remember when I was a kid, I went on the computer just to use Paint.
That awkward moment when someone punches you and you react 2 seconds later.
